Minecraft's Oldest Server is in Trouble

Minecraft Online's notoriety for being the oldest Minecraft server is truly something special. But why is the server in such a bad state of disrepair in regards to player retention and server performance? Let's find the truth.

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I made a Q&A stream! Here's the link: SalC1 Minecraft Online Video - Q&A Live