English Teacher - The World’s Biggest Paving Slab

Listen to World’s Biggest Paving Slab here: https://englishteacher.lnk.to/twbpsID

Director: @claryn.chong
Concept by: @therealbertilaski
Starring: English Teacher, Sonny Mitchell

Production Company: @lowkeyfilms
Executive Producer: @tara_bartlett
Producer: @milobeyts

1st Assistant Director: Sarah Palmer


Director of Photography: @law.hughes
1st AC: @therealuzzey
2nd AC: @adepalma

Art Director + Costume: @dana__keren

HMU Artist: @mayukonakae___
HMU Assistant: Azusa Mori
Styling: @robbiecanale

Unit Driver: Joe Foden
Production Assistant: @svg_onset

Colourist: @cjcoolbear
Post Producer: @alexcarswell_

Label: @islandrecordsuk
Creative Commissioner: @sar_rahe

Special Thanks To:
Shift 4
Electric Theatre Collective
Nigel The Ranger
The Town Colne, Lancashire
Cemetary Chippy

Lyrics:
I am the world’s biggest paving slab
But no one can walk over me
I am the Pendle Witches, John Simm
And I am Lee Ingleby
I am the Bank of Dave, Golden Postbox
And the festival of R&B
I’m not the terrorist of Talbot Street
But I have apocalyptic dreams

You should see my armoury
I am the world’s biggest paving slab
So watch your fucking feet

I am the world’s biggest paving slab
But I sit here quietly
No one ever looks down at the ground
Yeah, no one ever notices me
I wish I were born a stone
And made Wycoller my home
Haunting with Charlotte Bronte
I’m not the terrorist of Talbot street
But I think that ruins have beauty

You should see my armoury
You should walk all over me
I am the world’s biggest paving slab
And the world’s smallest celebrity